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Brad

Complete dickhead, who has no self control when it comes taking his best friends crush.
by Annoying psycho bitch August 24, 2018
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Gary Brad

Side Piece; 2 chicks, 1 dude, 3 cups
Oh no baby, I was just drinking with Gary Brad on Valentines Day
by Garybradwithkhakis March 20, 2024
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Brad

A male version of a Karen.

Only ever wants to talk about home values & high end SUV’s.
Has to have the last word.
Acts like he’s best friends with every maître d or cafe owner.

Parks in No Standing Zones
Does F45. Plays golf.
Thinks he’s an urban legend when everyone one thinks he’s a dick.
45 years old & flirts with school girls.
OMG can you see where that guy parked his Q7? Yeah, he’s such a fucking Brad.

My daughter thinks that Brad is such a creep, he’s always offering her a lift from Supabarn
by pazzy June 16, 2020
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Brad

(Verb) to seemingly ignore someone talking to you, it mostly happens on accident but only happens on people not named brad, if it happens on someone named brad, it wasn't an accident
“Are you brading me?” “*oblivion*” “*eye roll*”
by Exhaustpipefucker June 30, 2021
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brad

the most perfect boy in the world. brad's are usually extremely nice, caring, and loveable if they care about you. oh, how to make them care about you? just be nice. listen to them, care for them, compliment them. it's that easy!

brad's usually like video games, and music. they secretly have a talent for singing or rapping. they're quiet and reserved, and barely have any friends. if you're a brad's friend, then you're extremely special.

if you know a brad, keep them. they're special
we LOVE brad's
friend : who's that?

me : oh him? the most perfect boy in the world.

friend : ohhh! you mean brad.
by ilovecatsandhim<3 November 23, 2021
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French Brad Pitt

A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.
If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
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