Turkey Slap

To slap a person in the face with an erect penis

My girlfriend was being really annoying the other day, so i turkey slapped her ass!

by Sullos January 13, 2009

Romancing the turkey

To procrastinate, fanny about or in some way take a circuitous route to the intended result. Can be used in reference to someone avoiding the issue, beating about the bush or stalling

James, stop romancing the turkey and tell me what happened!

by Treg123 November 25, 2009

Turkey Tugging

v. the act of masturbation

Dude, quit turkey tugging and lets go.

by johnniewalker2284 April 29, 2009

turkey-licious

Adj: 1. Good tastin' turkey
2. Of or relating to having a good Thanksgiving.

Noun: 1. A word Fergie forgot in her epic song Fergalicious which uses pretty much every word with thy suffix -licious.

I hope everyone has a turkey-licious Thanksgiving!

Love,
Leslie

by Lars Larson VIII December 23, 2007

bald turkey

A freshly shaved vagina

Damn girl.. I wanna get in your bald turkey.

by cupid1211 March 1, 2009

Turkey Movement

When you move one leg to the left and the other to the right. Then gobble gobble gobble!

When Melissa came over the other night, we heard her signal her boyfriend for a Turkey Movement.

by TheGuySmiling November 27, 2014

Bloody Turkey

A turkey slap in which the perpetrator's penis is covered in a substantial amount of blood, leaving a penis shaped blood mark on the victim.

Tom fucked me when I was on my rags, then gave me a Bloody Turkey.
Ron's neck tattoo bleed and it looks like someone gave him a Bloody Turkey.

by Colchias March 9, 2015