Stoner Aesthetic

Definition 1) adjective: someone who isn't a stoner but looks and acts like one

Definition 2) adjective: an item that gives off laid back and chill vibes
Example 1) Boy: have u seen Danny? You'll know if u see him, he's got a stoner aesthetic.

Example 2) girl 1: I love this rick and morty shirt it's so edgy and cool, what do u think?

Girl 2: yea it's edgy, its got a stoner aesthetic.
by Ash the Edge Lord July 09, 2018
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stoner ass

When you take multiple rly big shits after smoking a lot of weed
dude i smoked 5 whole grams yesterday and now i have really bad stoner ass
by Chiefamazio February 03, 2018
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stoner mesh

The dumb stuff that stoners say and do when high. Stoner mesh usually makes no sense and is composed of run on sentences and wandering around.
"Dude so the other day I was walking around and then something was like dndjfk and I was like I fuck and then I ran to live for... Oh sorry, stoner mesh."
by Sam was fucking right hahahaha December 27, 2013
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Fake Stoner

Aka foner; someone who pretends that they smoke weed erryday
by Digiornopizza April 29, 2016
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Stoner Douchebag

A person that is a douchbag concerning the topic of weed.

They will aggressively push pot onto others, mock those that do not use weed (even those that respectfully decline without judgment) and consider it a magical cure-all for everything(which they will never cease talking about). They constantly extol the virtues of pot and the benefits of legalization primarily because they want to get high anytime they want, caring very little of any of the benefits weed has except for getting them.

They will also claim they function better on pot, even though it actually makes unmotivated and neglect everything around them.
I hate hanging out with keith, all he ever does is get high and talk about weed. I don't care that he likes to smoke, but he constantly tries to get me to smoke even when I say no. He is such a stoner douchebag!
by mazeltovcocktail May 05, 2019
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television stoner

a person that will randomly laugh at anything on the tv even though it is not even remotly funny to others.
"dude what are you laughing at?"
"There was a thig on the tv...."
"What are you talking about.....dude your a television stoner"
by tilnoonecanfightus December 26, 2009
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bedtime stoner

A special breed of stoner that only smokes before bedtime.
Joseph only ever wants to smoke late at night, I think he might be a bedtime stoner.
by Joogle January 30, 2015
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