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Pulling a Melissa

When you’ve got something you want to say but take ages to say it and avoid it all costs such as having as many distractions around like white noise from fans and going on Instagram to avoid your thoughts.

AKA: To pull a Melissa, Being avoidant, Causing problems due to lack of communication
“Why’s she not texting you back” - Boyfriend’s friend
“Bro idk I think she’s Pulling a Melissa” - Boyfriend
by BananananaFonze March 16, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Melissa

That girl Melissa, she has the cutest face in the world
by G0tenkz May 5, 2022
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Melissa

A name used to hide ones identity... this can be seen as strange, however the person using this name as a fake name does not have any malicious intention. They are a nice person, and this name is simply an alternate identity and a source of privacy.
“Hi there, I don’t know you but I want your Snapchat what’s your name,” says a weird guy blocking her way.

“Hi there, my name is Melissa... here’s my social media” she then gives the strange man her fake identity and leaves, therefore protecting herself.
by Pencil Maggee November 21, 2021
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Melissa Nguyen

Melissa is the smartest, brightest, best mathematician known on planet earth. The way she solves equation with the speed of light is something nobody can understand.
Damn Melissa Nguyen is bad as fuck why can’t I be the one to marry her
by Taykisha April 9, 2024
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Melissa

Very Famous
Jane is very Melissa.
by MatthewUkpere March 28, 2021
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melissa salazar

poop jk she a skinny legend that I want to kill sometimes butt shes also a PoOOOoooOOoooooO pPPooOOOoo face and also a PooooooOOooOOOoper
use this very device to wipe Melissa Salazar butt
by Melissa salazar October 24, 2020
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