Goose rooter

When a specimen on a Honda big red drives full tit at a goose in a large body of water while under the influence and of multiple cold Woodstock’s

Hey goose rooter how’s the big red going?

by Spleff January 30, 2022

Silly-goosing

(V) The act of being a silly goose

My dog is silly-goosing right now.

by 4n 1di0t October 29, 2019

Front goose

A sex position that is just missionary but the person on top is feeding the bottom stale bread throughout the act.

Dude, last night after the party Emma and I did front goose for like 2 hours.

by Gooseman McGee September 9, 2023

goose mafia

The goose mafia are the sonabitch geese that shit up your favorite park or even if your so unfortunate to live near a water that has some of these dastardly bastards and shit up your lawn!! Or in the scenario where you go to favorite park and you feel as your being stalked by the rapcallions and you can’t but go home worried and paranoid of the “Goose Mafia”.

Those geese you see over there I really nervous of the way they keep looking at me like that, I think there Goose Mafia”

by Mr.Morrill July 22, 2022

Royal Goose

An alcoholic beverage that is composed of 25% Crown Royal, 25% Grey Goose, and 50% Sprite.

I got completely wasted off that Royal Goose last night.

by whoistoddjones December 1, 2010

Strangling the goose

An aggressive style of masturbation whereby the penis is gripped and flogged so hard it gives the appearance of a small goose being strangled.

I walked in the changing room and Tony was in the corner frantically strangling the goose for a bit of quick relief before work.

by Fi69 May 2, 2020

Grinding the Goose

To masturbate. Equivalent to "stroking the chicken", whacking off, or wanking.

"Hey man have you seen Jonny?"
"No dude, he's probably in his room, grinding the goose."

by MCNAIL September 1, 2012