A January Griffin is A cute funny guy with Dave Franco eyebrows. He is the nicest guy you will ever meet. After a conversation with him you won't be able to get your mind off him, and every time he calls or texts you, your heart will fill up with joy and excitement. He is someone you don't need to impress because he thinks your beautiful just the way you are. It doesn't matter if you're a depressing/suicidal person who needs therapy, he loves you. It doesn't matter if you think your fat. It doesn't matter if you think you're ugly. It doesn't matter if you think your no good. he sees past all imperfections. Around griffin, I can be me, and I don't care how I look, because he's the only guy I've ever liked and I feel like I don't need to try and be pretty for him to like me. Also, he may act very gay and wear pink toucan shirts, but don't worry he's straight. Just try and stay away from his friends. If you get a griffin in your life, don't screw it up.
Guy 1: Who is that? Whats with his shirt?
Guy 2: It's a pink toucan shirt? He must be gay.
Me: Nah. That's January Griffin, He's just crazy., And awesome, And gay, but not gay. He acts gay but he's straight.
Guy 2: It's a pink toucan shirt? He must be gay.
Me: Nah. That's January Griffin, He's just crazy., And awesome, And gay, but not gay. He acts gay but he's straight.
by myemoliferightnow August 23, 2018
Get the January Griffinmug. by fradern June 26, 2021
Get the Griffin's theorymug. A SEXY ASS MAN THAT I LOVE MORE THAN ANYTHING FOR EVER WILL ALWAYS LOVE NO MATTER WHAT HIS HEALTH IS OR HIS MENTAL STATE
I LOVE MY GRIFFIN
by thekershnerofallkershners February 2, 2023
Get the GRIFFINmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025
Get the America Ferrera Is Stewart Gilligan Griffinmug. by sarah kennedy September 11, 2020
Get the griffin levitan’s fishmug. a very ugly pasty white kid who never shuts the fuck up. sucks at soccer and gets slide tackled every game and cries to his mommy after the game. this kid is a faggot pussy boy and if i got the chance to slap the fuck out of him if i could.
by watermelonmanisuckpp August 28, 2023
Get the griffin mcmastermug. 