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Alden's Number

The number's origin is of the theory dabbling in temporally dilated thermo-dynamics which causes humans to lie. The number cannot be revealed and if one wants to find it, they must look a little harder than UrbanDictionary.
Commenter 1: I can't find Alden's Number anywhere!
Commenter 2: I guess you just haven't watched the right video
Nice Commenter 3: Alden's Number is mentioned at 6:56, on the video called 'Are Black People Genetically Inferior? CRAZY debate w/ 15 y/o Race Realist' on the channel named Vaush
Commenter 1: You cheeky b*stard, I still don't know what the actual number is :(
Alden's Number by MangoMuncher912 February 22, 2021

That's cap 

When someone is lying/talking bs.
Blue: I couldn't have killed him i was in electrical doing tasks.
Red: Ay "that's cap" i was in electrical with white.
That's cap by Scooberoo October 4, 2020

it's your call 

Nobody can make this decision for you - it's your call.
It's your call, just say what you want.
it's your call by DianneX August 13, 2013

God's Bathroom Floor

A song written by Slug of the musical duo Atmosphere. Quite possibly one of the deepest, most thought provoking hip-hop songs out there. Undoubtedly about Slug's drug abuse, he uses lyrical analogies such as "I promise I'll smile. And check the floor, God's got nice tiles," telling his son, Jacob Miles, that he'll be watching over him if the abuse ever claims his life.
"Tell Jacob Miles to keep it wild-style. I promise I'll smile. And check the floor, God's got nice tiles."

-"God's Bathroom Floor" - Atmosphere

it's not my call 

It's not my decision, most of the time people use it in a place of long explanation on why they cannot do or decide certain things.
Son: Mother, may i go to a football game.
Mother: It's not my call. Talk to your father.

Note: Instead of long explanation ''i am not the one to allow you to go or not to go to football games, talk to your father''. Mother gave a short reply.
it's not my call by Redmen1 November 4, 2013

that’s the shit 

what you say when something is perfect and really just hits the spot
*hits joint*
“Damn that’s the shit
that’s the shit by ur b1tch November 24, 2019