may 17

May 17 is my best friends birthday.
I love you jamey and happy birthday<3

(i hope you never see this lowkey)

me - guess what
rando - what
me - its may 17!!
rando - so???
me - Its my jameys birthday duh
rando - no one gaf gab.

by g4qqy May 6, 2022

December 17

The day the world ends

Boy 1: why is everyone dying today?

Boy 2: because it's December 17

by Cassidythefish December 16, 2019

February 17

February 17 is the day to beat up all gingers named landen.

Person 1“Hey what’s today?” Person 2 “ February 17,why?” Person 1 “let’s go get landen.”

by Gdhskan February 17, 2020

Cock 17

What austrian guys have in their pants

Tobias told that he is from Austria, which means he has Cock 17

by Totally_not_gleb November 23, 2021

December 17

National give ur best friend bj day

“hey u should give me head as it is national give ur best friend bj day as it is december 17”
“yes i will”

by joaaann December 17, 2021

June 17

I'mma pray for all my romanian friends. Good luck at the math exam. Evaluarea națională sucks :))

Have you heard anything from Anna.

No, but I hope she not crying because of the math test. Today is June 17 2020

by eve_22 June 5, 2020

November 17

Slap your friend Sabrina on the face

Hey its November 17! Sabrina, come here!

by Bonner Bado November 2, 2019