What the Shrek?

an expression used in place of what the heck or what the hell.

girl: I'm pregnant with your baby
boy: What the Shrek?

by Natuhleee September 11, 2008

Shrek

Bitter white guy with shaved head working as a short order cook in diners. Lots of social problems, mostly imagined. Perma-scowl. Slightly overweight. Between 27 and 32 years old.

Ever try to talk to that guy? Don't. He's a real Shrek.

by Preebles June 11, 2008

Hot Shrek

“hot shrek” Is when you say something to describe that that object or person you’re talking about is hot on the highest level: Shrek level

Man: Bro, That’s some hot shrek right there
Man 2: Innit mate. I’d like to get sum of the shrek right there

by RoadmanCiara221 February 16, 2020

Shrek woman

Green haired gay female

Hey her hair is really green and she says shes gay she must be a shrek woman

by Jvckk February 28, 2022

holy shrek

another way to say 'holy shit' or 'holy crap'

Holy shrek! That girl's gotta nice headband.
Holy shrek! I have a science test tomorrow and I haven't studied

by shrek's cock May 8, 2016

Shrek Syndrome

if a person is extermeley like shrek for example:fat,a stanky ass bitch,lives in a swamp,greasy,green skin,not girlypop,an UN-material girl.

person1:omg guys shalissa has the shrek syndrome shes literally so greasy..

by donkeyiszaddy October 29, 2022

Shrek Trap

The art of the Shrek Trap has been mastered by few. The simple, yet effective, this trick will be sure to make your friends hate you. Simply "forget" to wear deodorant one day and work hard. Make that sweat flow like a river! when it's all said and done, sneak up on one of your friends and cup your festering armpit over their unsuspecting mouth and nose, making them inhale your onion-y goodness. WARNING: PERFORM AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Person 1: Man, Brian Shrek Trapped me last night.
Person 2: That's just nasty.

by The Meek Meister January 10, 2016