SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People)

A Human-like substance made entirely from soy products.

get a load of these flagrant SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People) over here

by ROCKARD November 8, 2020

CTMULC ™

CTMULC ™. (CUMULO) : a cloud of doubt, a form of pressure, which needs to be extracted from the vocabulary, to proceed with the COVID-19 cure, then refered to as - 'CTMULC'. Must be published and by Order*

There will be a cure for Coronavirus (COVID-19) known as CTMULC ™. It has to be called this so as it won't take on the grammar of normal spoken language. (K.I.R.)

by Bryn Benn April 6, 2020

Swifting™

The absurd act of trademarking or attempting to trademark commonly used words and phrases, named after our dear friend miss Taylor Swift, who has actually trademarked such things as "this sick beat", "nice to meet you, where you been?", "I'll write your name", "blank space", and "1989".

See also: The Fine Bros trademarking "react", because for some inconceivable reason, they think they invented the reaction video. Because they're absolute wazzocks.

((Note: Swifting™ is NOT trademarked, the ™ is simply a stylization. I am not a Swifter™.))

-Did you hear about The Fine Bros?
-No, what did they do?
-Dude, they've been Swifting™ all over the place!

by syntheticanimal October 8, 2016

The Cockenspiel ™

An instrument made from dildos created and played by the incredible band “Second Wife.”

“Oh my god, have you seen Second Wife? They play the Cockenspiel ™“

“Damnnnn, that girl must be grade 8 pee-nist, have you seen how she handles that Cockenspiel ™ ?!”

by Second Wife June 11, 2024

Bananafries™

The coolest man alive. Not much to say. Just pretty cool.

Hi Bananafries™ are you the coolest man alive?

by Bananafries™ June 12, 2025

LzZamasu™

Quite literally Worse Than Hitler

LzZamasu™ Invaded germany

by LZZamasu June 2, 2023

Krystal Light™

The term was coined after a famous porn star known for getting down and dirty in the woods, Krystal. She is known for her viral video in which she got fucked doggy style while the man continued to casually drink a “natty light.” It’s a common fantasy among young redneck men.

Had to Krystal Light™ that bitch cause that pussy made me parched

by ponyspank69 May 23, 2024