Shoes you typically see women wearing in the porn industry or on street walkers of the night. They tend to have 6 inch killer spikes, sporting an inch or two of platform with tight ankle straps to keep them attached to the foot. They come in a variety of colors with black and clear lucite being the most popular.
by toastaloha February 08, 2009
Shoes that are so silly only a porn star or stripper would wear them to work in - however they can only be called real porn shoes when they are worn by women on a drunken night out. The shoes must have:
Very high heels.
Platform soles
The sole can be transparent.
The shoes can have gold or sliver tassels
The shoe should be silver, white or any other bright colour.
The shoe should be tied half way up the leg in a silly.
The shoes will be warn down to -5C only then are porn boots to be warn
Very high heels.
Platform soles
The sole can be transparent.
The shoes can have gold or sliver tassels
The shoe should be silver, white or any other bright colour.
The shoe should be tied half way up the leg in a silly.
The shoes will be warn down to -5C only then are porn boots to be warn
by Neilwill July 27, 2010
White new balance sneakers with a navy blue N. Something middle age white men wear because they claim they are comfortable. Usually paired with wrangler jeans or khaki pants. Also a form of birth control
by HyOmin June 23, 2017
Shoes worn by lesbians that are devoid of style and often look manly; a distinguishing charastic of lesbians. lesbian rug muncher dyke
by Way Cool Rich May 03, 2007
flip flops or sandals, must have a strap between one or more toes, can be any material but leather is prefered
by oneofone May 09, 2013
The ultimate power-up in all of gaming.
Mark knew Mario was an unstoppable juggernaut when he went into Kuribo's Shoe.
None would be spared.
None would be spared.
by Tait Nucleus December 06, 2003
When the "awkward turtle" does not suffice your awkwardly needs, just remove a shoe, and place it in the center of the awkwardness aroma. Thus, relieving all scents of awkwardness.
Someone brought up the topic of marriage, I then proceeded to take off my right shoe, (my awkward shoe) and placed it in the center of the group. It caused the awkwardness to go away. Like magic.
by bolognasamich September 02, 2007