School

HELL

I went to school today...

My teacher told me to use my book

So I threw it at her

True story

by The guy that hates school January 30, 2017

School

Where hell is offically named

student: Are you going to school?
me: yeah, *sign. I want to die
student: go to hell!
me: We are already in hell

by smertieboi February 22, 2019

School

The worst 18 years to be alive as a human being. Teachers constantly shoving papers up your ass while teaching you pointless bullshit that you will never use in life, while calling it education. If you go to the principal's office, prepare your ears and ass.

1.) School sucks.
2.) This damn school loves to buttfuck their students.
3.) I got in a fight at school today.

by OXxTheKillerxXO November 11, 2017

School

A fucking jail cell that has 400 people be in for 18 years of their own lives. A waste of time for the teachers and mostly kids. Normal prison food. No outside time. The thing that will make you depressed and want to kill yourself. So fucking stressful and a competition to get good grades so your parents are happy.

Ugh, I have to go to prison, so called school.

by Donutet December 13, 2020

school

Shooting range, with fully automated targets.

Billy shot his classmates. Shoot billy shoot!

by Gxp August 15, 2003

School

See hell

Hell, horror, torture, School.

by dovii June 22, 2008

school

The perfect way to motivate yourself and others to commit suicide.

colored stick figures are in this skit
Blue: i’m Going to kill myself toDay but i’m not Motivated
Green: I know!
Green: go to school!
Blue:ok
(Goes to school)
Blue: okay that was pretty horrible but not horrible enough
Green: oh yeah I forgot
Green: you have to do work from school at home
Blue: (jumps out a window)
Blue: bye bye! Love to Magenta and the kids!
(O O F)
Green: bye bye!

by AyaANdAsWag June 15, 2019