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School

The worst 18 years to be alive as a human being. Teachers constantly shoving papers up your ass while teaching you pointless bullshit that you will never use in life, while calling it education. If you go to the principal's office, prepare your ears and ass.
1.) School sucks.
2.) This damn school loves to buttfuck their students.
3.) I got in a fight at school today.
by OXxTheKillerxXO November 11, 2017
mugGet the Schoolmug.

School

Basically Hell (or Prison) for kids, but you have to do Work instead of dying
Mom: "Time to go to school!"
Child: "Woohoo, my 30th day at prison!"
Mom: "That is correct!"

"Ready to shoot up this school?"
by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017
mugGet the Schoolmug.

School

A fucking jail cell that has 400 people be in for 18 years of their own lives. A waste of time for the teachers and mostly kids. Normal prison food. No outside time. The thing that will make you depressed and want to kill yourself. So fucking stressful and a competition to get good grades so your parents are happy.
Ugh, I have to go to prison, so called school.
by Donutet December 13, 2020
mugGet the Schoolmug.

school

Billy shot his classmates. Shoot billy shoot!
by Gxp August 15, 2003
mugGet the schoolmug.

School

by Pandagirl55 May 3, 2010
mugGet the Schoolmug.

School

Hell, horror, torture, School.
by dovii June 22, 2008
mugGet the Schoolmug.

school

The perfect way to motivate yourself and others to commit suicide.
colored stick figures are in this skit
Blue: i’m Going to kill myself toDay but i’m not Motivated
Green: I know!
Green: go to school!
Blue:ok
(Goes to school)
Blue: okay that was pretty horrible but not horrible enough
Green: oh yeah I forgot
Green: you have to do work from school at home
Blue: (jumps out a window)
Blue: bye bye! Love to Magenta and the kids!
(O O F)
Green: bye bye!
by AyaANdAsWag June 15, 2019
mugGet the schoolmug.

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