The Wheaties Box Treatment

When you become so famous that you get put on a Wheaties box.

Friend 1 "Holy shit did you see they gave LeBron the Wheaties Box Treatment"
Friend 2 "What the fuck do you mean"
Friend 1 "Bro they put his face on a cereal box"

by Oofmaster420 September 21, 2021

The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.

Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."

by not izaak February 17, 2022

2015 Backdoor Treatment

In 2015 a big strong Russian man gave the punisher to a helpless Indian child. Supposedly the Russian chose the poor child’s backdoor

“Is that Micheal M giving that Indian child the 2015 backdoor treatment”

by Ethanspunished August 31, 2021

The Walter Treatment

When you throw a person against a wall when attempting to put them in handcuffs and they hurt their knee. They then cry about it for the next 5 hours.

I gave him the Walter Treatment last night when he tried to resist. He was crying in the squad car for the next few hours.

by njm92 September 3, 2021

Shorter-stick treatment

When someone's treatment towards someone or something is lower than all the previous attempts they've done in their life. Their efforts towards their 7th or 8th relationship would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd relationship. Their efforts towards their 11th or 12th job would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd job.

Manager: "Why are you slacking off of work, lately?"
Man: "My energy is burned-out from the previous job and I am skeptical about this one."
Manager: "Oh so we're getting the shorter-stick treatment..."

Man: "Why are you not trusting me enough in our relationship?"
Woman: "My previous boyfriends used me for my body and I've been dealing with trust issues ever since."
Man: "Why do I get the shorter-stick treatment for that?"

by SinfulOsD October 16, 2024

Jericho Treatment

The Jericho Treatment can be defined as one of the following:
-To get hard fucked by 2 or more players constantly during the laning phase
-To not get a gank for the entire duration of a match
-In the event you are the marksman, you will be asked to play safe despite 5 million people ganking you and get blamed for the loss

Damn, I can't do anything, it's the Jericho Treatment

by ech0rin0 October 21, 2024

atto treatment

The Atto Treatment, also know as "AT," is a treatment that everyone jumps a certain person. This was first created when someone named "Atto" was getting jumped by 12 people at once.

"Give that man the atto treatment!"

by whyamievenhereiwashereforoneth November 22, 2024