Waters Law

Somewhere between Murphys law and A watched pot never boils. Waters Law: Nothing you want to happen will happen until its inconvenient or impossible for you.

Example of Waters Law:
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.

by anonymous May 4, 2023

Greek Water Feature

When your going down on a woman and use your tongue to hit her g-spot and make her squirt into your mouth and you spit it out towards her face like a Greek statue fountain

He was going down on me last night and decided to Greek water feature me!

by Queef jerky 69 December 5, 2022

water addiction

when you're addicted to the best drink in the world (the liquid that's keeping you alive)

Person 1: i'm addicted to water, i just need it so much and it's so delicious.
Person 2: careful bro you could overdrink and die, plus how is water delicious?
Person 1: it is, especially when you're dying of thirst.
Person 2: i think you have a water addiction.

by AverageWaterEnjoyer March 31, 2024

Water maker

A person who cries or sweats a lot. Either a hard worker or a cry baby.

That man runs so much he must be a water maker

by freimiser July 26, 2018

Fancy Water

Water, which given a chance crystallize into snow.

Dammit , that fancy water brought down that fellers roof.

by fidness 1957 January 16, 2022

Water squash

When you and your bro get in the shower together and consummate your relationship by taking part in consensual sexual relations.

“Damn bro I heard Austen and Reis finally hit that water squash together”

by Chantix69 October 29, 2021

Water

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by Rectum Destroyer April 18, 2022