dick and nut torture

like cock and ball torture but funny

person 1: dick and nut torture
person 2: do you mean co-
person 1: no. shut up stupid

by imma drink ur kidneys loser December 2, 2021

The Rusty Lug Nut

The act of twisting just ONE nut into a chicks balloon knot, then pulling it out with a little doodoo on it and proceeding to drag the poo smear across her forehead.

Bro last night Rowen gave some nasty lot lizard The Rusty Lug Nut, bitch had a 6 inch shit smear across her forehead.

by Bronoun69 October 6, 2023

chocolate nut fudge

When you creampie a black girl and she shits on your nuts

"Ugh dude I wanna go get chocolate nut fudged!" Said Tom

"What the fuck, man?"
Said Henry

by The giver of Info February 11, 2022

Projectile nut disease

When you instantly and can't control it and unnamed person gets big sad

BEN HAS PROJECTILE NUT DISEASE

by Big chinchilla dad April 3, 2019

coc-o-nut

Having cum on your penis after ejaculation

Matt just got done masturbating so now he has a coc-o-nut

by VoltexRB October 23, 2017

Icy Nut Dragon

The act of freezing genital warts off of testicles with liquid nitrogen.

After banging that hood rat had to ride the icy nut dragon to git rid of what she gave me.

by Thomas Pynchon September 27, 2014

Butt Nut Buffet

Sexual act involving at least 2 people, usually 3 or more, where one or more participants proceed to consume the male ejaculate out of the asshole of another counterpart which just had one or more men climax into

Guy 1: "Yo Bro, check that girl out! she looks so hungry!"

Guy 2: "did you mean to say thirsty??"

Guy 1: No man, she looks like she's ready for a huge 'butt nut buffet!'"

by Carotenuto June 9, 2018