Fart meat

Another name for a butt or ass
“Did you see that girl walk by? She had a lot of fart meat
by Luke3227 March 28, 2024
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expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.
Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?
by Meaty M October 28, 2019
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Meat melt

When someone is being an absolute cretin
Stop being a meat melt
by Turtle20569 September 12, 2021
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Meth Meat

Used as slang to describe a man's penis when high on methamphetamine and not having the ability to get an erection
After doing three lines, no matter how hard I spanked it, I was stuck with Meth Meat
by DOT Regulator July 08, 2021
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the meat pie

A term coined by Lord Aethelstan, "The Meat Pie" is when you take a fat shit, freeze it overnight, insert that frozen shit into a woman's vagina, and let it melt inside. You can also add "glaze" once "The Meat Pie" is completed.
A: ay mang yo girl fiiiiine
B: aha you know it gang, i'mma give that bitch some of "The Meat Pie" tonight
by guvnor1912 November 22, 2023
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Meat dildo

Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.

When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.
her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"
by Fhsbridnw July 03, 2023
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