prom send off

prom send-off prom sendoff Likely originated in Chicago, IL. it's a party parents throw for their high school student, inviting their family and friends to come see them (and their date) off before prom. They may include (but not limited to) hiring dj for music, photographer for pictures, decorating with banners and balloons, offering free food and tshirts for the guests. Some people think they are ghetto and an unnecessary expensive, while others have adopted it as a rites of passage, comparable to a quinceanera or a cotillion.

Robin could not go to her dance recital because her mother was throwing her older brother a prom send off that same night.

by realblackgirl June 3, 2019

pants-off-o'clock

1. The time between getting home from work and leaving for work the next morning. During this time an individual would remove his/her pants for superior comfort at home.

2. 5pm - 8am

I would invite you over, but it is pants-off-o'clock.

by mrwendal January 21, 2010

jerk off challenge

Try and see how long you can go without jerking off

I was able to make it about 5 minutes into the jerk off challenge without jerking off.

by JrkOFF September 19, 2017

jerking off stalefish

The act of masterbation with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.

I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.

by Jim-Bo May 31, 2007

Fucks Me Off

A shortenened form of the phrase "fuckin pisses me off". Usually said when the user is so pissed that they forget to say the word pisses which adds to the vulgarity of the phrase which in turn, emphasizes the anger of the user.

Passenger:Hey that guy in the yugo just cut you off and now he is giving you the finger.
Driver:That really fucks me off. Hand me my gun.
Joe:Dude that sucks that your new car just got keyed.
Steve: Yeah that really fucks me off.

by smh8885 September 7, 2007

jack off sandwich

A sexual act in which one places 2 pieces of bread or toast around ones erect penis and masturbates into said bread. The cum soaked bread is then given to a willing and ready female (or male) for consumption

"Hey Schwa, I bet you'd really like a jack off sandwich"

"Hey run to the store and get me some bread, i'm really in the mood for a jack off sandwich"

by brento ricedaddy February 17, 2009

suck me off

to give great pleasure using the mouth and tounge on a penis, or the male reproductive organ

jim: "i just broke up with my girlfriend"
bob: "then let me suck you off"

by mr.happy May 21, 2004