oopma hands

oopma hands - the result of excess sun exposure wearing golf gloves. Your arms and face become overly tan while your hands are not.
His oopma hands are such an eye sore. I told him not to golf so much with the gloves on.
by Barlz June 01, 2010
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Hand Jig

Jacking off while singing show tunes.

Jacking another man off while singing show tunes.
"Dude, I gave myself the best Hand Jig the other day while watching Grease".

" Man I went into the Mens restroom at Barnes and Knobles this morning and witnessed an elderly man giving another elderly man a Hand Jig while singing Jailhouse Rock".
by Badilla July 03, 2019
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jersey hand

It is when your partner, slips their hand in between your legs from the back side and cup your privates.
by themattblackshow November 01, 2017
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Eagle Hands

Refers to alcoholic beverages, particularly a large amount of them.
Jimmy pissed on a tree. He's off the eagle hands.
by Circulararsonist May 28, 2024
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Second hand cringe

When someone did something so cringe that you start cringing with or for them (depending on the person).
“Robert gave me second hand cringe
“What he do”
“He was watching peppa pig in high school”
“Ew now I’m cringing
by kid dying in a mini van April 19, 2022
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Caesar Hands

The act of mistakingly typing gibberish words due to mistakingly placing your fingers a little too far left or right on your keyboard.
John: ...And that's why I dropped my dad's phone in the toilet.
Robert: KIK
John: What?
Robert: I meant LOL*
Robert: Just my Caesar Hands
by grinc August 03, 2024
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Hand Cannoneering

The act of (re)loading ammunition as powerful (in the gun community: "hot") as possible. Then proceeding to fire such ammunition. Usually done with handguns, hence the "hand."

Derived from "Cannoneer", a dated term for operators of artillery. Also from the "Hand Cannon", the first true firearm invented in China around the 1300s.
John: I'm going to be hand cannoneering with my .50 AE Desert Eagle. Want to join?
Ian: No thanks, I really like being able to use my wrists.
by Dash71101 September 03, 2019
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