i am the doctor

A FUCKING MASTERPIECE OF A SONG!

It is the doctors main song. Specifically the eleventh doctor.

''Hello, im the doctor. And basically... run.'' *I am the doctor intensifies as the atraxi flee earth*

by The Armored Player November 24, 2018

i have fat

I have fat. Something a rich white person who doesn’t want to admit they are fat says.
“Dude, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat”

“Sweetie, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat”
“Darling, I have fat, I am CERTAINLY NOT fat!”

by Urbandictionilisationnnn November 29, 2018

i done goofed

when u completely fucked up and u can't reverse it

"oh no i done goofed on dis math equation ."

by conjizzled and confizzled April 18, 2018

i am a hacker

What you say in a chatroom when you have a death wish.

Noob 1 : I WILL DDOS YOUR MOM!
Noob 2 : I am a hacker too...
This chat has been shut down by the FBI

by Node13 November 9, 2018

I wanna diee

You dont actually want to be dead, but in the moment you say it you would rather be dead

*in maths class*
Girl: OMG i wanna diee
Girl2: OMG sameeee

by Shithouse February 23, 2019

”i love you”

The words that waste 3 months of your life

1: ”can I waste 3 months of your life”
2:*puts on hearing aids* ”what was that I couldn't hear you”
1: ”i love you”
2: ”i love you too”
*three months later*
1: ”BYE”
*relationship over and both now depressed*

by Shreky000 March 2, 2019

I SEOUL U

Originally, this slogan was selected as a new brand for Seoul in 2015, but can be used to describe all the socially negative things related to Seoul.

1. House owner : I SEOUL U (I will increase your rent from this month)

Tenent : Please don't... T . T

2. Tragic air quality with fine dust : I SEOUL U (I suffocate you and cause your lung cancer

Seoul Citizen at the SevenEleven : How much is the KF94 Mask?

by Jaymaysayhey March 5, 2019