defined: cock on is when ur feeling like a bad bitch and you got big dick energy. cock off is when u have a small dick.
by shit cocker May 5, 2020
Get the Cock on/ Cock off mug.YOU GUYS WANNA GET SOME PIZZA JUMP OFF!???!? Person saying this must try to squeeze thier adams apple while shaking their head violently and enunciating every syllable in a loud Long Island.
by dannyboy May 13, 2004
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Get the jerk off challenge mug.The act of masterbation with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.
I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.
by Jim-Bo May 31, 2007
Get the jerking off stalefish mug.A shortenened form of the phrase "fuckin pisses me off". Usually said when the user is so pissed that they forget to say the word pisses which adds to the vulgarity of the phrase which in turn, emphasizes the anger of the user.
Passenger:Hey that guy in the yugo just cut you off and now he is giving you the finger.
Driver:That really fucks me off. Hand me my gun.
Joe:Dude that sucks that your new car just got keyed.
Steve: Yeah that really fucks me off.
Driver:That really fucks me off. Hand me my gun.
Joe:Dude that sucks that your new car just got keyed.
Steve: Yeah that really fucks me off.
by smh8885 September 7, 2007
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"Hey Schwa, I bet you'd really like a jack off sandwich"
"Hey run to the store and get me some bread, i'm really in the mood for a jack off sandwich"
"Hey run to the store and get me some bread, i'm really in the mood for a jack off sandwich"
by brento ricedaddy February 17, 2009
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