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COCKTAIL BRO

A cocktail influencer on social media who passes off other people’s recipes as their own and thinks they have cringey amounts of sex appeal when in fact they come across as a douche.
Look at the guys insta he’s definitely a cocktail bro
by @Coventrycocktails June 6, 2024
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Pass port bros

When hoes be so crazy in America you have to get your ass up and go to Japan to get a wife
Pass port bros be based as hell
by Brett Cooper is a W June 7, 2024
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Bro-inlawry

(Noun) The act or state of marrying one's best friend's sibling in order to become brothers-in-law with the best friend.
"John married Thomas's brother to legally become brothers with Thomas, achieving bro-inlawry."
by Tugglets United Front June 10, 2024
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bro farm

A place that seems to attract, and grow, douche-y bros that are muscular, wear overly clean baseball caps, and talk about women in my misogynistic ways. Probably in finance, real estate loan origination, or sales.
This bar is a bro farm, let's get out of here before someone puts something in your drink.
by anonymous June 11, 2024
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bro is majestic

When bro is kinda... Why is bro so pretty though? I swear I'm not gay...
Damn why he kinda... I mean. MHHmm (Clears throat). Bro is majestic. Yeah I'm secure (in my sexuality)
by olive10542 June 13, 2024
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Masto Bro

Nerdy die hard fans/bloggers on the social media platform Mastodon. They will vehemently defend their overcomplicated echo chamber platform by pointing out how 'easy' it is to use with 27 paragraphs of instructions on finding the appropriate decentralized server. They will then be willing to commit Seppuku to prove their point with a masto post of the act including a content warning for food because there is a plate of spaghetti in the background next to their can of Mt. Dew Code red and dakimakura pillow on the bed.
When the Masto Bro saw a random Bluesky post about Mastodon, he went into a 27 post tirade on how it's better than every other platform.
by Wizzardfan June 17, 2024
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Brovine Bro Fist

The act of several bros cumming on one bros hand and then he clenches into a fist and artificially inseminates a woman.
Me and my bros all got together and brovine bro fisted my wife last night.
by Traelor Glitterstorm June 20, 2024
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