Alabama One Punch

scientifically proven to be as affective as Plan B, and is used usually 2 to 3 months into the pregnancy, From Alabama, this one fierce punch will terminate any fetus within a 3 inch radius of this mighty blow

“I heard Susan got the ol’ Alabama One Punch today”

“Dam, let’s give a ‘Yee’ for that poor soul “

*Both Yee in mourning*

by i speak Carti +^* October 14, 2019

natural one-ders

The Natural One-ders consists of members of Team Four Star and their many misadventures in Dungeons and Dragons.
The name stems from the groups' unnatural tendencies to roll a staggering amount of natural 1's, the worst outcome of rolling a d20 (or d100 on severity rolls that follows a 1 on a d20). Boy do these folks fuck up a lot.

Nick: *Rolls a 1*
Nick: *Silent, raises 1 finger*
Nick: *Looks at camera* "NATURAL ONE-DERS!"

by Vyhll May 21, 2018

One hit wonder

When you take one hit and you already feel high.

“Did that hit get you high?”
“Yeah it was a one hit wonder”

by Glipglop4thdimension December 19, 2017

One Season Hoe

Specifically a hoe or man hoe who’s only a love interest for one season. A temporary lover. This can be applied for tv series, or seasonal months.

Tarmeesha: Girl I’m dumping him tomorrow, Daquan just a one season hoe.

Jaqueela: Mmm ok girl I got you.

by Reus11 December 20, 2017

Daddy Anointed One

A man who fuck you so good that he had to be sent from god

Daddy Anointed One the only one getting this Pussy

by ReddCarter January 13, 2020

one foot in the grave

To have "one foot in the grave" is to be close to death; depicting an elderly or sick person or animal close to death, or one with a life so pathetic that their life barely counts as living.

Carl lives alone, has no friends, and spends his days drinking till' he sleeps. You could say he's got one foot in the grave. // "Grandpa is 102 and has leukemia, I'm sorry to say it, but he's already got one foot in the grave."

by junkiii April 24, 2020

Sure, one second.

Basicaly means your never getting a turn on my Xbox. :\ Tough luck bud. Okay leave.

Person A: Hey can I get a turn?
Person B: Sure, one second.
-4 hours later-
Person A: Can I get a turn now?
Person B: You JUST asked. Dude chill.

by _Apersonthathasalife._ November 18, 2020