BK Ass

The classified species of runny poo usually associated with having Burger King for lunch.

"Man I ate a BK Stacker today and sharted in class.'
'Yeah no shit man, that'll give you the BK Ass.

by jsal February 12, 2009

ass fritter

a turd, also can be used to insult someone with turdlike qualities

Nobody likes him, he acts like such an ass fritter.

by itsmemike February 20, 2009

ass weasel

a lying, kniving,generally sneaky person that thinks they are smooth because they appear to be on top of their game.

Man, my boss is such and ass weasel,I can't believe he changed the schedule without telling anyone.

by that'sariot March 12, 2009

Ass skating

When you attempt to ice skate, but have no sense of balance or coordination, and constantly fall on your ass.

Girl 1: How was the rink?

Girl 2: Awful. I thought it would be easy, but I was ass skating the whole time.

by NotASkater January 24, 2009

Ass JackHammer

When you preform anal penetration on another person (Like the guy from the warehouse) with a plastic penis attachment for a hammer drill.

"Wow my ass is really sore from last night. Wiggles gave me the Ass Jackhammer, while I was passed out."

by Sucba Steve October 15, 2008

Bradley's ass

A Bradley's ass is the best ass in the world.

It's perfectly shaped and curved so it's good for slapping hard and kissing.

A Bradley's ass is usually medium sized and very attractive as is the guy.

You should always get a Bradley's ass on a guy. Always.

"Wow, look at his ass Sandra it must be a Bradley's ass."

"I really need a man with a Bradley's ass"

by amber jackson September 7, 2014

Big Ass

1. An intensifier, usually in the form of "...big ass object", and a rather intense one at that. Contrary to its wordage, "big ass" usually does not imply that the succeeding object in question has an oversized posterior, but that the object itself is oversized (unless the object in question is itself a large posterior).
2. A state in which one's Gluteus maximus embodies gluttony maximus.

"One EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES please!"

by Ἀπολλύων February 4, 2017