2 man league

1) In an actual fantasy version of fantasy football, a person's ongoing and delusional obsession with conversing about a league that doesn't really exist because they miss playing for real. 2) A form of fantasy football withdrawal.

John has texted about 200 times about his 2 man league with Rob since dropping out of the league.

by RD264 November 27, 2020

November 2

November 2 is national bully your short friend day!

Go wild!

Tell them that you hate having to look down to them, bend to get a picture, or even having to stand behind them just because they are shorter.
November 2nd is your day tall people!

by georgiafootball November 2, 2019

Number 2

When the yum yum in you tum tum comes out your bum bum!!

Hey where are you going??

I need to go number 2 real quick brb

What's a number 2?

When the yum yum in your tum tum comes out your little bum bum

by I am Emma in the UrBan diction July 3, 2024

extra 2 inches

When you get an erection and your dick gets longer

OMG honey you just got an extra 2 inches

by Walawe July 9, 2019

Jet 2 Holiday

A pointless meme based off a British vacation company commercial and Jess Glynne’s 2015 song, “Hold My Hand” that blew up on TikTok in summer of 2025

“DARLIN HOLD MY HAN-Nothing beats a Jet 2 Holiday! And right now, you can save £50 per person! That’s £200 off for a family of four!”

by Lanadelrey2012 July 23, 2025

2 Boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper

A badass song by Utah metalcore band Servants of the sentience and it is about living in an apartment and jacking off

Fuck yeah 2 boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper is badass

by anonymous December 1, 2023

2 mars

The day the ugliest people are born
They are so ugly they should just stay inside

Damn you can that he ore she was born 2 mars

by Whipwhipman January 17, 2020