sloppy double ended snake

Puking and pooping at the same time

I ate too much KFC and had a sloppy double ended snake!

by Kyla! (Douche-bag) Davis March 7, 2009

Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher

A derogatory term used to describe a woman that you would like to have sex with.

Hey, Darren, there is a rare bird (Darren turns to look). There a Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher.

by Kneeneye November 6, 2011

double-barreled assault and battery

(Not to be confused with domestic violence,m since more often than not, domestic violence is single-handedly one-sided): when both partners in a relationship commit physical, mental, emotional and psychological violence and abuse against each other, usually following acrimonious arguments.

IMHO Slava Voynov's recent case is double-barreled assault and battery, not domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.

by Sexydimma January 12, 2015

Jack-off double feature

When you masturbate two times in a row.

"I masturbated, and just after i finished cumming, I masturbated again. It was a jack-off double feature."

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. April 19, 2015

Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk

Sexual position popular among homosexual males which consists of sticking your balls in the other persons anus, while the other person does the same. When the scrotums are placed in the orifice the two persons masturbate each other following the same rythm. The people are sitting in front of each other similar to the "Scissor Sisters" position.

The Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk (DCMJ) is perfectly achieved when both people ejaculate at the same moment.

- You remember that spanish guy Totoezzo ?

- Oh yeah, i sure remember that stallion...
- We did a Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk yesterday at his place.

- Wow, you crazy MF

by 666g666 September 2, 2015

Double J Gaming Syndrome

The disease in which a white person tries VERY hard to act like a black racial stereotype. Symptoms can include, avoiding making white friends, saying "Nigga" unironically, trying to speak in a deeper voice, and calling his fellow white people "crackers". This disease affects many children around America, and sadly there is no cure for this deadly disease. Prior to this Urban Dictionary article you are reading now, I could not find a name for this disease. So I named it the "Double J Gaming syndrome" For obvious reasons I do not need to explain.

"Yo man that kid has Double J Gaming Syndrome he's trying so hard to be black!"

by Thebomdotcom2011 August 6, 2017

double-first cousin-pibling

Child of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019