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Armenian Neck Job

An act of faking an injury during a car accident in hopes get a insurance check
Person #1: yo how did you get your insurance company to pay you so much money
Person #2: Just do the Armenian Neck Job
by SamSam42069 July 15, 2023
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Snuffle job

When a women attempts to sniff a penis inside of her nose but instead ends up tickling the penis to ejaculation
"Woah man, last night Jenny gave me a snuffle job and I blew a load right up her left nostril"

"Good job Kenny"
by Mad Dawg Marty July 16, 2023
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Persian job

When the person giving you a handy is wearing so much hand jewellery e.g. rings etc, it feels like you're getting your wiener stroked by the Persian ruler Xerxes himself.
"bro she gave me the most painful Persian job ever, my dick still has bruises from all the rings she was wearing"
by yall mind if i uhhhhhh July 17, 2023
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Slurp Job

When your girl grabs your dick as if she’s about to give a hand job then starts sucking and making slurp noises.
Yo bro, Vanessa’s pretty fat, but she can give one hell of a slurp job
by Zander 632 August 5, 2023
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Reaper Rim job

When a woman grinds up a reaper pepper, then coats her tongue with it and proceeds to give you a rim job.
For our 5th anniversary I gave my husband a reaper rim job.
by Warbayne August 9, 2023
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blow job nation

ITS GREEN IT HAS TO BE GREEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
by Cra_zzy0 August 10, 2023
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eve jobs

Incredibly beautiful, sweet and lovely all the way around. Never let this person go.
Wow. Did you meet eve jobs. She is so smart and beautiful.
by silentsilence August 11, 2023
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