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meat tipping

1. tipping the waiter with your meat
so we're meat tipping...
by mr tally man February 3, 2024
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Meat on the Bone

The mathematics, like Sir Johns First Aid, where we are. The god particle of business. 25 cents for a paper bag (slams fist on desk in anger), is it worth it? There is a present potential to be paid more if you can cure cancer. Left all the money under the dig tree or in a big steel can, gotta know the lurks and perks. Innovation!
by BromptonCocktail February 4, 2024
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Meat Starburst

The act of having anal sex and after reaching orgasm cutting of your own penis
I did the Meat Starburst with Jessie last week
by Anonymous639000 February 5, 2024
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Expendable Meat

The last fucking person I would take advice from.
Navy Seal "Hey! Do you want to learn how to become the best expendable meat you can be!?"

Hym "What? No. I don't consider myself expendable. The fact that you consider ME expendable is dehumanizing and a problem. You self-help garbage are the single worst, most narcissistic people on the planet. I though the celebrity's were bad but I have made and entire 180 on that. You don't have a mindset. You barely have a mind. It's hard to even consider it a mind. Die. Die faster. Actually, kill some kids and THEN die."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2024
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Meat Wagon

A veiny penis of any size or color.
I told her I was going to dip my meat wagon in her tonight.
by Ben Coxter December 6, 2022
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Meat hoarder

A girl who tries sleep with every guy, so that other women can't get any of their meat.
Sandy is such a meat hoarder, nobody is getting laid if she is around.
by Sik240sx December 10, 2022
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Port Meat

A term used by major league sports players to describe their various flings in cities around the country.

Since they travel often for games, it is not unfounded to think some major league players have multiple women available for hookups in cites they often travel to.

The term can be considered derogatory since it’s technically referring to “Meat” in a “Port of Entry”.

During his 13 year career in the NBA. It is approximated that 1978 NBA Hall of Fame Inductee Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 20,000 different women, roughly 2.3 woman per day. The woman he had sex with in the various cities he traveled to could be considered “Port Meat”. It is not known if the term was colloquially used by him or NBA players at the time.
I have some Port Meat waiting for me after our game in Austin.
by Drew East December 11, 2022
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