A: "Did you hear that he broke up with his girlfriend on a 5 second phone call?"
B: "What a Joe Jonas."
B: "What a Joe Jonas."
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The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
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He was caught in a lie about where he was but got upset that she questioned him in the first place. He then stormed out and proceeded to block her on social media like she did him wrong. He was joeing her, he was not who he claimed to be.
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2: An outdatated term to describe an "average American male" usually steriotyped as having a beer belly, watching sports all day, and instantly believing what ever is said on the news. Is steriotyped at having a low-IQ
3: A person with a six-pack, used as a compliment.
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2: An outdatated term to describe an "average American male" usually steriotyped as having a beer belly, watching sports all day, and instantly believing what ever is said on the news. Is steriotyped at having a low-IQ
3: A person with a six-pack, used as a compliment.
4: A deviant and a member of Tzga Order who is known for being the most outright bigoted member of the order, and is isolated from the rest of the members as a result. Wrote various different smut novels usually containing deeply racist, sexist, and transphobic tropes and typical far right beliefs such as dunking on higher education, Hollywood, and the media.
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