a potential suitor (male) in a bar who is visibly interested in talking to a female...usually spotted by a friend. characteristics include: an inability to look at anything but his victim, suspicious conduct..i.e. looking over someone's shoulder to catch a glance at said female, animated, visibly interested behavior, a lack of shame to stop at nothing in pursuing the target of his desire. also known for approaching his victim's friends for information - including asking what is her drink of choice is so he can sneakily purchase one for her. Another signature move of the creep attack is to leave his business card with the female's friends to be given to her later. also known as a predator.

"dude. did you see that guy trying to talk to me in the bar last night?? what a creep attack!!"

also can be used as a verb, such as "don't look now but dude at the bar is totally creep attacking on you"

creep attack by frenchassassin October 17, 2008

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attention spam

Noun; e-mails sent by people that are bored, and want people to reply to, so that they would be being payed attention to.

Girl: urgh, this guy keeps sending all of these pointless e-mails.
Girl2: it's just attention spam, if you ignore it it's just going to pile up.

attention spam by Tucker Sampson May 30, 2008

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Shark Attack

A Facebook game where an attacker sends at least a full line of emoticon sharks (^^^) through Facebook chat to a victim. Then the attacker quickly goes offline before the victim can respond.

The only counter to a shark attack is for the victim to write "NOSE PUNCH" before the attacker gets offline.

Any typos result in a direct disqualification.

Aw fuck, I just got Shark Attacked!

Shark Attack by FrodoLives28 October 26, 2010

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