sloppy double ended snake

Puking and pooping at the same time

I ate too much KFC and had a sloppy double ended snake!

by Kyla! (Douche-bag) Davis March 7, 2009

Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher

A derogatory term used to describe a woman that you would like to have sex with.

Hey, Darren, there is a rare bird (Darren turns to look). There a Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher.

by Kneeneye November 6, 2011

Double Hog Back Growler

Dropping your pants and pushing the penis and scrotum between your legs before bending over and displaying your buttocks (and male parts) in a mooning gesture.

Mooning wasn't enough to express my displeasure with King Longshanks, so I decided to present him with the double hog back growler!

by Drippy D September 4, 2013

double-barreled assault and battery

(Not to be confused with domestic violence,m since more often than not, domestic violence is single-handedly one-sided): when both partners in a relationship commit physical, mental, emotional and psychological violence and abuse against each other, usually following acrimonious arguments.

IMHO Slava Voynov's recent case is double-barreled assault and battery, not domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.

by Sexydimma January 12, 2015

Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk

Sexual position popular among homosexual males which consists of sticking your balls in the other persons anus, while the other person does the same. When the scrotums are placed in the orifice the two persons masturbate each other following the same rythm. The people are sitting in front of each other similar to the "Scissor Sisters" position.

The Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk (DCMJ) is perfectly achieved when both people ejaculate at the same moment.

- You remember that spanish guy Totoezzo ?

- Oh yeah, i sure remember that stallion...
- We did a Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk yesterday at his place.

- Wow, you crazy MF

by 666g666 September 2, 2015

The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage

The likelihood of achieving double-dippage is inversely and exponentially proportional to the effort one puts into achieving it.

"I just got busted trying to file Unemployment while I was working freelance. Foiled by The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage!"

by ShempHoward2020 March 9, 2021

double-first cousin-pibling

Child of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019