school water fountain

there are 3 school water fountains found in our school
1. the actual working one
2. the one that has water that tastes like piss
3. and the one that the school never fixes

Friend: yo, did you hear the story about Billy and the school water fountain?
Me: no?
Friend: he drank from the forbidden school water fountain!
Me: actually?
Friend: and he died!!!!
Me: NO SHIT ITS THE FORBIDDEN SCHOOL WATER FOUNTAIN!
(the forbidden school water fountain is no.3 btw)

by school_chromebook_user December 9, 2025

fresh water marlin

The fesh water Marlin are small powerful fast fish known for their long, spear-like bills. Although much smaller than their salt water cousins the Blue Marlin and Black Marlin, they are still a prized game fish and apex predators. They live elusive solitary lives in warm fresh waters. They are also known for their spectacular leaps when hooked. Which has made them the game fish of choice for the presenter on the worlds best4x4 channel on youtube.

You would have better luck finding a needle in a haystack then catching a fresh water marlin

by anonymous December 31, 2025

Weed Water

THC infused seltzer.

Stop at the liquor liquor store. I want to get some weed water for the party

by SandyinFlorida January 10, 2026

get in the water

to take a shower or bath

I gotta get in the water before i go to the club.

by Young 717 February 1, 2009

sandals ocean water

that commercial that makes me wanna go somewhere tropical. like now

dude, did you see her shirt? its like sandals ocean water

i wanna go there

lets go to the beach

by wowsah February 11, 2009

Bag of Water

Latest and greatest from the long and always-entertaining line of "douche-isms" (douchy, douchebaggery, etc).

"That dude Travis is such a Bag of Water, I think I might have to punch him in his mouth."

by Superbad Buckle June 13, 2009

throwing random water bottles

spontaneous random things done in front of a webcam.

do something innovative, something unique, something no one has ever done on a webcam then show it to the world. throwing random water bottles everywhere! random water bottles everywhere! just one after the other!

by poet P July 1, 2009