Bob The Rock

A story that has no plot or motif, but still chooses to exist.

The new Disney Movie was a total Bob The Rock.

by 3PIKC gaemr September 17, 2025

shag on a rock

Feeling conspicuous because you are on your own.

I was like a shag on a rock last night at the pub when you didn’t turn up!

by Sharpken April 8, 2025

The Rocking Chair

When you have a boner and your push your dick downwards between your thighs, adding lots of lube, your rock back and forth until you finish.

"the rocking Chair" is my favourite way to masturbate... you have to be careful though or you will cum on your own ass.

by Lonely Bater December 1, 2019

Rock The Park

Doing great things in a ski park.
Tricks and such.

Dude, you Rocked the park with that Misty!

Way to rock the park with that trick.

by myNameIs Freaking Emy February 27, 2009

Pet rock

1. A fad from the mid 70's which was just a rock in a box.
2. The type of music Flipper announced that they played.

1. Did you hear James bought a pet rock? What a dumbass, that trend's been dead since 1976!
2. "Announcing that they were playing a new form of music called 'PET rock' ('not a joke, and if it were, it wouldn't be funny')..." - Some websites regarding Flipper.

by hcpunkfan703 August 16, 2018

Crack Rock On The Head

A secret organization made by a secret company

yo are you apart of croth? (Crack Rock On The Head)

by tredenvr April 24, 2021

bag of rocks

Someone who desperately tries to be something they aren't for attention. This person is super obnoxious and does the most annoying things even after they are aware that people hate it. This person begs for attention from a guy or girl, but has several flaws in their personality that they try to make up for in stereotypical attributes that someone would like.

Person 1: Kid across the street says he's a skater.
Person 2: HA! What a joke. He can't even do an ollie on the grass.
Person 1: What a bag of rocks.

Person 1: Can you believe this kid keeps singing in Discord calls?
Person 2: Yeah! He's such a bag of rocks.

by gammaraytray February 23, 2021