Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.
Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
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Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
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It is immoral, exploitative pragmatism (psychopathic) - manipulating your empathy towards them for profit.
Similar to gold digging.
It is immoral, exploitative pragmatism (psychopathic) - manipulating your empathy towards them for profit.
Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
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Get the Simp mug.Noun A person that is both a "simpleton" and a "cuckold". This can apply to a man that is both stupid, and that supports the idea of a woman cheating on him, or treated him badly.
Adjective "Simpcuck" Describing the action of "simpcucking"
Verb "simpcucking" - A person that is actively being a simpleton and a cuckold, used when caught in the act of being a simpcuck.
Verb "simpcucked" past tense to describe a man that had previously allowed a woman to cheat on him or treat him like a cuckold. A man that is stupid, and a simpleton.
Adjective "Simpcucker" - A female that cheats on a stupid man.
Adjective "Simpcuck" Describing the action of "simpcucking"
Verb "simpcucking" - A person that is actively being a simpleton and a cuckold, used when caught in the act of being a simpcuck.
Verb "simpcucked" past tense to describe a man that had previously allowed a woman to cheat on him or treat him like a cuckold. A man that is stupid, and a simpleton.
Adjective "Simpcucker" - A female that cheats on a stupid man.
n He's such a simpcuck.
adj (Man 1) Look at those signature simpcuck clothes. What a simp. You know he's getting cucked too. (Man 2) Yeah because he's a simpcuck.
v She's legit simpcucking him and he has no idea.
v He got simpcucked the entire weekend.
adj/n She does this to every dude she meets. It doesn't matter how smart he is. She's just a simpcucker.
adj (Man 1) Look at those signature simpcuck clothes. What a simp. You know he's getting cucked too. (Man 2) Yeah because he's a simpcuck.
v She's legit simpcucking him and he has no idea.
v He got simpcucked the entire weekend.
adj/n She does this to every dude she meets. It doesn't matter how smart he is. She's just a simpcucker.
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