flying jumbo nuts

when you throw a naked man with inflamed testicles off a particularly high building for no particular reason.

i love to see flying jumbo nuts when im sad, it always makes me happy.

by fubar is not wiggles as he is February 21, 2010

nut-cut shorts

Male shorts that are so short the male genitalia can be seen.

Damn, I wish that fag would put on some longer shorts. His balls are hanging out of his nut-cut shorts.

by jessie blum May 12, 2008

yummy numb nut

A thing you call your friend if the are a yummy numb nut

“Wow Caden, you are such a yummy numb nut!!!”

by JammieJamJam April 22, 2018

Edon deez nuts

Random kid that likes anime and hookers

Yo edon deez nuts

by Random kid who likes anime November 22, 2021

Slut Before Nuts

just like boys have “bro before hoes” girls have “sluts before nuts” slut being your friends and nuts being boys

Nah I don’t need a boyfriend, slut before nuts

by Thepig04 November 17, 2018

The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018

Primal wall-nut

That guy from Plants v.s Zombies 2 that has a fast recharge. He's hot.

Wow I didn't know Primal wall-nut can survive Gargantaur smashes!

by Primative Nutz September 30, 2020