James long

This is a real gypsy man who lives in a wife beater usually found with Stella in his hand and a grey hound in the other who is a proper fighting man can usually be found cleaning his caravan listening to Johnny cash and smoking a durrey

You see James long over there is a serious fella and I can smell his durry from here

by Dordy mayo June 8, 2022

Alabama James

The off-brand cousin of Indiana Jones who digs up “ancient relics” in junkyards and abandoned Walmarts. Instead of a whip, he carries a garden hose. Instead of a fedora, he wears a Bass Pro Shop hat.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.

Alabama James tried to raid a tomb but it turned out to be a Piggly Wiggly stockroom.

by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025

James Dean Bradfield

Really count underrated as a vocalist and guitarist
YEAHH he was the frontman of Manic Street Preachers band
I love james very very much, thank u xx

james dean bradfield is cool

by abcdnonsense November 21, 2021

James Barret

James Barret is a sexy beast of a man who's incredible in bed if you're lucky enough to get with him. He is the greatest human on the planes and is a modern day King. His worshippers may also call him Daddy JB.

Worshipper: OMFG it's daddy JB ( James Barret ) I wish he'd give it to me
Other worshipper: so would I but we're not worthy of having daddy JB ( James Barret )

by Joggerman123 August 6, 2022

Claire and James

A wholesome web series of shorts made by the Canadian animator James Bear. It consists of the adventures of James and his girlfriend, Claire.

Guy1: Man, I love Claire and James! Such a cute series!

Guy2: Yeah, I hope the creator can do more in the future.

by RionWillians May 6, 2022

james tango

An IT guy who owns a fast car that always seems to be in the shop. He lives life in the fast lane, and can always be found giving useful, but unsolicited advice to others. Tangoes are superior and experienced complainers, and always invoke fear into the hearts of customer service teams.

Worker 1: Our IT guy is working from home today. Apparently his car is in the shop.

Worker 2: Gosh, he is acting like such a James Tango.

by Tipsyburgler June 20, 2023

James Ruse

A warehouse for robots that are trained to only be lawyers or doctors. People send their robots here to become successful, but the truth is that James Ruse does no training or teaching. The robots go to tutoring centres in order to keep up with all the robots, and the warehouse just takes the robots and their fame.

"I sent my robot to James Ruse."
"Oh, I must be so smart."
"Yes, but I spend 1k a week on tutoring."

by 230feighklo_boi July 3, 2024