Let's take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale
Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there
by Gothic Miscreant October 29, 2023
Jung Wooyoung from ATEEZ is considered as the God of K-pop by knetz. He's really the standard of 4th gen male dancer and he keeps improving and setting new standards of stage presence and performance so you never really know what his next bar is. THIS GUY HAS NO LIMITS!
Person 1 : Did you watch Jung Wooyoung god of k-pop's artist of the month Bad cover?
Person 2: Yes, he's the first 4th gen male artist to have been given the opportunity. He's the coolest!
Person 2: Yes, he's the first 4th gen male artist to have been given the opportunity. He's the coolest!
by notsoshytho September 14, 2021
A very cringy organization full of people who have spent their entire lives on writing smut. Mainly residing in the BTS catagory. Although majority of what they write is fluff, they read some kinky shit. The best part of their existence on Wattpad is that they host THE God of Smut. Some call her Jungcock for her obsession with BTS but most of her friends call her 'Daddy'. They are truly above average in their beliefs of the Jibooty... honestly they are merely fanfiction writers with no reads and are willing to do anything to get some...
by Juancock the Jungcock October 29, 2018
by Goodnhammerd May 17, 2022
When you get up in the middle of the night and take a drink of water that feels like it’s come from a spring blessed by god himself.
by UnTen May 22, 2022
God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves
Microwave.exe has stopped working
Microwave.exe has stopped working
by microwave-overlord November 11, 2020
Steve: did debbie tell u what sandy's boyfriend FRED did the other day?
Rick: nope; what happened?
Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!
Rick: dayyyyyymn bro
Rick: nope; what happened?
Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!
Rick: dayyyyyymn bro
by Renegade69 July 25, 2016