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laporte high school 

the place you shouldnt send your kids. walking through the hallways you will mostly see the preppy white boys that think they are g-eazy and walk through the halls thinking they are all bad because they smoked weed once. dont forget about the preppy white girls too. they are the ones you can smell from far away because of how much perfume they have on, and because of their absurd style of dressing, like this really isnt the 1950's? anyways, we also have the sluts which (stay away from them) might give you herpes just by looking at them, and oh yeah, the wanna be gangbangers. yanno, the black dudes that walk through the hallways with their ass hanging out screaming, "man, tanya got a fatass dawg, im bout to hit that shit right after school" with all there friends screaming on. and by the way, the teachers are also fucked up. dont let them fool you, they may seem nice the first 2 weeks or so, but afterwards they usually pick favorites (the preppy kids) and by then abandon all hope. but dont ever send your kids here.
Laporte High School is full of preppy white kids.
Your right dude, btw, you tryna smoke a blunt?
sure bro

harrow high school 

full of slags, romanians, and wannabe roadmen. the pasta is peng there tho.
boy: which secondary school are you going to?
girl: harrow high school😔
boy: you'll be in my prayers.
girl: atleast it's not cca!

Xavier High School 

A school in middletown connecticut known to flex a lot. This is a all boys school, and is often reffered to as gayvier

southend high school for boys 

A school full of boys that are weird. They think they are all smart but in reality they aren't. And the only good people that are there are the girls in sixth form. Girl power!!!
Jessica: Yeah I saw Tom yesterday!
Whitney: Oh that weirdo from southend high school for boys?
Jessica: Yeah mate

Shadle Park High School 

A high school with grades 9-12 in Spokane,Washington's District 81 Public Schools system. As the name suggests, it is next to a park named Shadle. The school mascot is the Highlanders. It is currently going through a renovation/modernization project, which is estimated to cost $75 million dollars.

Its biggest rival is North Central High School.

A notable alumni is Mark Rypien who won Super Bowl XXVI as Quarter back with the Redskins defeating the Buffalo Bills.
I go to Shadle Park High School, i am a senior.

Northern Vance High School 

The less retarded of the two retarded High School in Vance County, Henderson, NC.
"You Northern Vance High School students are stupid, but at least you're not as dumb as Southern!"