The thing that gave Tucker Carlson instant erections at every commercial, but doesn't anymore, so he's sad.
I'm Tucker Carlson, and since I can't Jerk off to the sexy Green M&M anymore, I'm going to cry about it on national television.
by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023

by Bop500 March 11, 2024

by ohleevah33 June 12, 2018

by WwW25 November 15, 2023

Good luck finding a seat here. It may be a library in theory but in practice it's just a day time version of ocean. Don't be surprised if you see someone doing a pregnancy test here in the middle of the cafe.
by NOTTSSSSSSSSS October 7, 2025

by YourDadsUncleBestfriend March 18, 2024

Florida slang for “Mean,” “Wrong,” “Bad,” “Petty,” “Fake,” etc. Used to describe someone in a negative way.
“Did you hear David tell Jeff that his mother is built like a cockroach?” “He green for that”
“Man, Tina is green asf. I can’t stand her”
“Man, Tina is green asf. I can’t stand her”
by Satire Si May 31, 2023
