Aztec sun god gooning

Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava

Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!

by 7ncvz December 9, 2024

Gods purpose

The dance of the vibrating of legs while thrusting them up and down along with your hands in an orange justice manner.

I did the Gods Purpose to show off to my mom at the school dance.

by Gסd September 26, 2018

the toast of gods

a toast made out of all the random bullshit you find in your kitchen, except you do EVERYTHING wrong
example: chocolate, peanut butter, carrots and corn, pepperoni but also salami

"dude i just made the toast of gods"
"are you sure you're gonna eat that?"

by egocer December 17, 2023

God

A falsified leader of a religion that ultimately lead to the death of more people than any existing war.

“God” is kind of a dirtbag if you think about it…

by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Nebuchadnezzar: "Dawg what you doing in there"
Caesar: "Good Morning and God Bless"

by pbizy97 May 23, 2018

GOD IS COMING

GOD IS COMING SOON , please turn to Our Heavenly Father . He sent His only Son to die on the Cross for OUR sins

GOD IS COMING SOON; TURN TO HIM

by herbestii May 9, 2022

God's not dead 2

What conservatives are doing to Lgbtq teachers.

Hym "They are literally doing the plot of 'God's not dead 2' (Where Sarah Michelle Gellar is taken to court for quoting the bible) to Lgbtq teachers. That's literally what they are doing. Their entire political strategy is either doing the plot of a movie or anime (but in reverse) or doing what the liberals where doing to them (be in reverse). It's so lazy."

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023