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What am I doing here?

Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says every day while he is in the White House and remembers that he is president (or after somebody reminds him), if not more. The reason he says this is because even someone as brain-dead as Joe can't believe that he is president.
1.
Joe Biden: Where the hell am I? What am I doing here?
Everyone: That's what we all are wondering!

2.
Interviewer: Hey Joe, it's great to have you here tonight. I can't wait to kiss your behind for the next 30 minutes. So, how are you doing?
Joe Biden: I'm pretty good, but um, uh, where am I again? What am I doing here? Where are we? Who are you? Who am I!

3.
Joe Biden: What am I doing here?
Everyone with a brain: destroying our country!
by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022
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oh no baby! what is you doin???

A famous catchphrase Nick Joseph (nicknpattiwhack_) says in his videos with his friend Dan while doing "pranks".
This phrase became a meme on Black Twitter as of March 2017.
*Goes on a shopping spree*

My bank account: oh no baby! what is you doin???
by Ur Sexc Sharmuta March 27, 2017
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you know what i mean

yo dat bitch is scraigh up fine you know what i mean
by Jamal April 17, 2004
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what do selkies do for fun

Like when they are in a seal form do they play with other selkies or do they like to play at the bottom of the ocean selkies are creatures and when they turn into their human form they like to dance and sing on the beach but they have to be careful to hide from humans
What do selkies do for fun
by Ivymerselkielover January 17, 2014
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What really bites my goat

Another way of saying "What really annoys me..."
What really bites my goat is a person who wears socks with sandals.
by JuneBug_1776 August 29, 2010
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thats what i told her

similar to "thats what she said" but can be used in similar and other situations. used in situations where "thats what she said" would not make sense or wouldn't apply.

created by Chris V.
make sure you get some on your face." "thats what i told her.
by cvell June 16, 2010
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What are ye doing in my swamp?!

A term use in the movie "Shrek" and the YouTube video "Shrek is love, Shrek is life."

Usually triggers people.
Luke: "What are ye doing in my swamp?!"
Brendon: "No. Stahp."
by This.is.Ryan.Ross April 27, 2017
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