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Second Child Syndrome

In a family of two children, the oldest child might appear to be perfect in every way to the parents, whereas the younger sibling is much more boisterous and less well behaved.

Often times parents will abstain from having anymore children after their second born, out of fear that their already problemed child might also develop middle child syndrome.
Mom:I don't get it. When Tom was in grade 5, he was getting A's in every single subject, but Jeremy is only getting B's and C's. He even got suspended twice this year, whereas Tom never even had to go to the office once.
Dad:It's probably because Tom is suffering from second child syndrome.
by Merry Moped August 14, 2010
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Droopy balls syndrome

Reaching a certain age, ones balls start to droop, some may be more saggy than others. If they hang down to the level of ones kneecaps the individual may experiance sore balls along with depression. This is commonly known as "droopy balls syndrome", not to be confused with "tennisball in sock syndrome". Typical symptoms are limping, fear of shorts, posting on facebook that you quote "feel old", aswell as being generally grumpy.
Henrik "I feel so old..Fridays isn't my thing anymore"
Darly "u should check yourself for Droopy balls syndrome"
by daddyducker September 4, 2011
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ben affleck syndrome

Not being able to sit through movies if they involve specific actors. Ben Affleck is notorious for it, but works for other actors/actresses as well.
I really don't want to watch 'Pearl Harbor'. I'm sorry, but I've got a bad case of the Ben Affleck syndrome.
by sandaman April 9, 2009
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T-Pain syndrome

Even though she told him the she was secretly stripping, he asked her to marry him anyway because he was suffering from T-Pain syndrome.
by Omari Mack August 8, 2007
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al roker syndrome

After someone has their stomach stapled, every other part of the body loses weight, except the head. The person's head will not have changed with the rest of the body and still look fat. Much like Al Roker's head looks right now.
Anette had her stomach stapled last month; and now she has Al Roker Syndrome
by loodpreh January 25, 2007
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Sharpy Eye Syndrome

1.) An eye disorder that causes the eye to feel uncomfortable when looking at sharp, pointy, ninety-degree angles. The sensation is the equivalent of nails scratching a chalk board but for ones eyes.

2.) The SES attack can last anywhere from a day to five days periodically through out a day in the left or right eye.

3.) Unknown to most of public and professionals due to the fact that one person has it. Name not mentioned to protect the privacy of that person.
"My eyes are killing me. Everywhere I look I see many sharp angles. The edges of all objects bother me. God, Sharpy Eye Syndrome is a pain in the eyes.
by Atomicdollar December 9, 2008
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Ugly Princess Syndrome

A dillusionally fat or ugly chick that thinks she will find a rich man to take of her for the rest of her life.
Hey man, she has an extreme case of ugly princess syndrome.
by Les August 11, 2004
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