Goon Slapped

When a goon gets slapped hard and cries for days.

Goon slapped and upset

by Carlos de la Cerda February 22, 2026

The Sloppy Ev

A sex act where a man ejaculates on or inside of a southern style biscuit and feeds it to his lover. This is a passionate exchange and innocent display of affection. A common breeding ritual in central West Virginia but is also practiced in other regions with similar culinary heritage.

She was ready for marriage but never knew when the proposal would come. He hadn't even presented her with the sloppy Ev.

by Sloppy ev March 29, 2026

Walmart Sloppy Mcgriddle

Sloppy seconds of a Mcgriddle found in a Walmart bathroom.

Man, I can't believe you ate that Walmart Sloppy Mcgriddle.

by Milkybetrayal August 25, 2025

walmart sloppy mcgriddle

A word or phrase on Urban Dictionary that no one uses in real life. The term was first coined by cursed_sporecreation on Reddit.

Dude, stop trying to pepper your speech with walmart sloppy mcgriddles. None of them are going to catch on.

by what are you the fae August 25, 2025

Wind-slapper

A wind-slapper is a sexual act of when a man lays down on his back. A woman will be riding his cock in cow-girl position. The female partner will then proceed to release flatulence over the male counterparts scrotum, making the balls slap together inside the bag

"Ive been meaning to try out a new move. It's called a wind-slapper. Essentially you just need to fart on my balls, while you're riding my penis."

by scrotum-sniffer September 3, 2025

Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.

Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.

by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025

Stick Slapper

A term used to represent when something is really funny. Usually followed by a slap of the dick

yo Gurt that joke was a stick slapper ngl.

by gurt sucker39 May 30, 2025