John

The perfect friend Johns are always kind and they are always there for you no matter what and they can be a butthole sometimes but they are always there for you

Person:what’s your friends name me: John person: you have a good friend

by Hannah.baylee August 18, 2021

John Corduroy

A man who despises anything other than corduroy pants. He has the ability to infinitely generate corduroy pants, and morph them into any recognizable man-made object. The source of all of his corduroy pants is unknown.

HE HATES SLACKS.

Guy 1: We need to hide, man. I heard John Corduroy just escaped from the Slack Slammer.
Guy 2: OH SHIT OH FUCKING ASS HELL OH SHIT

John Corduroy: I'm kill.

by Brinefender January 13, 2024

John

To hold something down, to be lazy and hold down a seat or chair. To hold down any noun.

“Hey can you John this but down while I tighten those bolt?”
“I’m about to John this girl down”
“I’m johning down this chair all night and watching reels”

by Buzzedbiologist May 8, 2025

John

Literally the greatest basketball player of all time. The absolute G.O.A.T.

He is also mad sexy

John literally just did a double windmill from halfcourt on Obama. I want to kiss him so badly.

by anonymous February 21, 2022

John Paul

A penis. Big penises, small penises. They’re all John Paul’s.

Did you hear about Jonah? I heard he has a massive John Paul.

by Wombat00 December 29, 2021

John

The fat bitch friend that everyone makes fun of

John is annoying asf

by Jusanother_guy November 22, 2021

john wattsing

The act of standing on a ladder in short shorts, with no underwear, and getting a bystander to inadvertently look at your balls.

I was John Wattsing it the other day, and got Cody to look at my balls.

by Greyhawk 91 January 19, 2020