D the water

Testing the temperature of water by sticking your dick in it

Friend 1: I don't have a thermometer, how am I going to measure the temperature of this water?
Friend 2: don't worry, I'll d the water for you

by Phlumpchewus cuboid February 11, 2020

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The John D. Theory

Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.

The John D. Theory is as follows: John D. Earth, also known as God, created the Earth.

by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020

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You can suck my A, B, C, and D!

A new phrase, created in 2020 by BP.

A - Ass
B - Butt
C - Cock
D- Dick

Person: You're an asshole!
Person 2: Well, you can suck my A, B, C, and D!

by Brenster26 March 8, 2020

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The culinary specialty, big d!ck bronco pappi supream is a fugking masterpace. It is the reason I fugking consider living another day without commuting not alive. The few places is it is legal to buy a thicc unit of this god creation is the ring of mars, and my mommies meth kitchen. I recommend buying one today because oooh mama they are a fugking recipe to heart disease

“Hey man did you remember my fatas big d!ck pappi supreme that I ordered?”
“Oh yeuh man I got it right here *pulls it out gooey tasty (thicc) pizza from underneath (fourskin)* thank me later man”

big d!ck bronco supreme is the best pizza you will ever taste

by B0bR0$$_69 March 12, 2020

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Corona-d

When you cancel every single plan you have because you have to stay at home. A person may ‘corona’ themselves on purpose or they can be ‘corona-d’ involuntarily.

Erin: Is Annabel coming out?
Evey: No, shes been corona-d for 2 weeks.

by Ez99999 March 16, 2020

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