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White people wasted

To drink way too much in a short time, of many different, usually incompatible, types of alcohol. Resulting in obnoxious, rude, embarrassing, probably illegal "fun" as described by the drunk white person. There is almost always pictures to be admired the next day, resulting in group reflections trying to figure out what happened last night. I'm not sure if this happens in other races, but I've only witnessed this behavior in white people.
*he says the next day while looking at pictures* "Holy shit! How did I end up dancing on top of a taxi cab in your bra?!" She says "I took my bra off while dancing on the bar, you ran outside and jumped on the taxi!" The third person says "You were all white people wasted!"

White boy 

An American boy that is rude as hell or thinks he is the shit. Always has something rude to say or is nice but a creep. Often confused to be of European ethnicity but they ain’t so....🖕🏽🖕🏽
Hell no I don’t fucks with white boys!!!
White boy by SIRG GTD May 21, 2018

White Bitch

Some one typically named wynter or Faith. A white bitch may come off as a nice girl but secretly they will go full bitch mode on you if you cross them. Make sure you don’t fuck with white bitches especially named faith or wynter.
That white bitch just threw her shoe at me for not picking up Starbucks.
White Bitch by Tiberson March 27, 2020

White cop 

A fuckin bastard who killed someone and threw america into chaos. Should he get a pention or a death sentence? He made target have a 100% discount.
white cop: kills floyd
Minneapolis: The purge has now begun
White cop by a mistake D: June 6, 2020

white trash music

The music of Kid Rock that appeals to trailer park residents and trumpers.
That Kid Rock sucks! It’s real white trash music.
white trash music by anonymous September 13, 2020

White people 

A species of humankind that lives their life wrong by eating disgusting processed, microwaved shit, suck at diversity, and also proudly take the No.1 of the most racist race in the world. But after all, they are still keep living without realizing that because McDonald fried their brains already.
“Masks won’t save you” - White people
“I will never wear a face muzzle, I will never take the vaccine” - White people
“Ni hao ma” - White people
“I’m not racist, Oh, hey n*g***, let’s play basketball” - White people
“You yellow monkey” - White people
“I love Asian food, let’s eat Panda Express” - White people

“I love Italian food, let’s eat Domino” - White people
“I’m lazy to cook, Oh, let’s get KFC” - White people
“I like rap, I have black friends” - White people
White people by RandomGuyThatWriteShit September 10, 2021

White mexican 

A rich person of Mexican descent, but with a whiter skin color and therefore more likely to get away with alcohol and drug-related activities, as well as cross-border smuggling.

Frequently found at local taco shops created as covers for their drug operations or buying expensive liquor and strobe lights to create the ultimate Snapchat story.
Border Patrol officer 1: "Why didn't you search that car?"

Officer 2: "Oh, he's just a white Mexican..."
White mexican by TheDownLow October 9, 2014