Invisi-shit

Usual term for taking a dump, then wiping your ass to find that nothing is on the toilet paper.

"Hey man, I'm sorry I wasted so much of your toilet paper, I wasn't sure if I had an invisi-shit or if I wasn't wiping properly."

"...You're buying me more Charmin Ultra then."

by Inyourendo^_^ December 15, 2008

shit prints

The muddy foot prints left on toilet seats by whatever nasty bastard still hasn’t learned how to navigate a modern bathroom.

Gross, I went to use the bathroom right after some dude from India, and there were shit prints all over the toilet seat! I guess I'll hold it.

by Jimmy Patrick February 26, 2008

shit canoe

A chili dog: wiener smothered in meaty chili.

Tony ate 3 shit canoes and needed a diaper for the ride home.

by Aces_high July 7, 2012

shit snapper

A person who consistently snapchats their friends whilst taking a shit. These people use the best kind of humor to make their friends laugh, or be disgusted, both leading to comedy and amusement for both the recipient and receiver of the alleged snapchat.

Matt: “Did you just get Mike’s snapchapt lol?”
Mike C: “Yea lol he might actually be a bigger shit snapper than me!”

by Paceyourself February 7, 2014

shit wipe

1. Something you use to wipe your bum with.

2. Another word for asshole/shithead

John: I fucked your girl

Me: You're a fucking shit wipe

by jackmywhang February 27, 2009

Shit Squad

When three or more people take a shit at the same time in a public bathroom.

The three men entered the bathroom stalls at the same time, forming a Shit Squad.

by TheFiend138 December 4, 2014

shit-steak

1. somebody who is a an all around dumb shithead
2. a joking slang insult

1 that shit-steak drank all my beer!
2 dude, you are such a shit-steak

by The reeferman October 7, 2006