i ate a rock

if you say this your saying your dumb

i ate a rock

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ March 30, 2022

Rock Lobster

1.) Crack Cocaine. Specifically, crack cocaine lovingly inserted into a lobster for smuggling purposes out of Florida. See Florida Lobster Fishing.
2.) Song by the B52s.
3.) Bar in Broad Ripple, IN.

Rock lobster can run up to $1000 a kilo.

Rock lobster is a Florida Man delicacy.

by Rythmicjea August 22, 2020

Slacker Rock

A genre of music that emerged in the 80’s as a noisy, lo-fi, and raw form of Indie Rock. Slacker Rock music is commonly (but not always) very raw, lo-fi, and relatable. Slacker Rock music has since had a comeback with artists such as Alex G and Duster becoming pretty popular.

“Hey bro what kind of music do you listen to?”
“Since my girlfriend broke up with me, mostly Slacker Rock.”
“Same man, Duster is so gas.”

by abrahamham August 30, 2024

Rock Climbing

The sport of trying to find the easiest way to do the hardest thing possible. It involves getting really drunk on Mountain Dew, followed by shitting your pants so hard that you can hear the colour 94.

Greg: I like rock climbing!
Satan: I fear your power.

by professional_anus_tickler May 10, 2023

Abercrombie rock

American popular music from the late '90s that was featured in Abercrombie & Fitch clothing ads or sounds like it. When you hear it, you instantly picture preppie kids in pre-worn khaki shorts and revealing shirts playing volleyball on a beach or driving in open-top Jeeps on perfect sunny summer days without a care in the world.

"The Gin Blossoms are my favorite Abercrombie Rock band."

by jayastan March 23, 2021

Rock

Rock is a funny guy who you can trust with anyone, yes there are people named rock you out snakes. Rock is someone to go to whenever you feel sad and need a good laugh, there are never awkward moments with him, and he is pretty cute and usually has dimples and a cute gap

Man, I wish I could be like rock, he always makes people laugh

by hElpmum May 24, 2018

Zach Rock

A boy who eats a lot and has a pee fetish he can not control

"hey can you send me the homework?"
"I can't even use my phone Zach Rock is spamming me asking for a video of me peeing."
"Freak."
"IKR"

by iqrjfierjbviqerbve February 15, 2018