by shehatesrally March 18, 2021
Get the Poopingmug. When you mog your anus and clench it so the poop comes out super skinny.
A very difficult practice if you have constipation.
Poop maxing defines and chisels your buttocks, just like mewing.
A very difficult practice if you have constipation.
Poop maxing defines and chisels your buttocks, just like mewing.
Bro I just poop maxed, my buttcheeks look like michaelangelo's.
Bro your ass so flat, come poop max with me.
Hey bro, poop maxing feel hella good, first the poop comes out in a sliver when I clench my cheeks, and my buns get so strong bro, try it.
Bro your ass so flat, come poop max with me.
Hey bro, poop maxing feel hella good, first the poop comes out in a sliver when I clench my cheeks, and my buns get so strong bro, try it.
by Kittypoopy March 31, 2024
Get the poop maxingmug. when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd
by lokoking83 June 24, 2011
Get the face time poopingmug. When your lower belly aches, you feel a sudden hot rush to your butthole but can't get to the shitter anytime soon. The sweats kick in and you're forced to wait in pure agony until the feeling passes.
by Bjakeolsaari95 May 7, 2020
Get the The poop sweatsmug. dried log-like feces. Created through excessive hotdog dumping. Chunks are left in the sun in Africa to dry into a baked solid defecation stick and then used to draw on walls of caves.
Ben: Why does this cave smell so bad
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Get the Poop Chalkmug. The aftermath of a juice cleanse; when one’s intestines contain so much liquid that their shit consists wholly of a fine liquid reminiscent of soup.
by djorangejuice May 22, 2018
Get the Poop Soupmug. An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.
That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?
Answer: Poop Sommelier
Answer: Poop Sommelier
by Karl Hungus April 21, 2024
Get the Poop Sommeliermug.