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Shit The Nest

A) To really mess up badly.
B) To feed lots of cherries to Wild Canadian geese resulting in them having massive diarrea.
"Dude you totally Shit the Nest last night man"

"Man those poor geese are gonna shit the nest tonight"
by Ashley Devon West August 5, 2009
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Shit squat

When you have to shit really bad but you're in a public place so you squat over the seat without touching it
Guy 1: i have to shit but the toilets are all dirty and there's none of those sanitary papers

Guy 2: do a shit squat
by Phantomgammax August 27, 2009
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shit a lung

When you laugh so hard you might shit, or you actually did shit.
-Dude, how was the comedy show last night?
- Pretty funny, up until some fucker shit a lung at the table next to me.
by tinywhitecock April 6, 2010
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shit dubstepper

it comes from the term shit disturber and describes someone who drives around in their cars that have decked out audio systems and large subwoofers, blasting dubstep music for all to hear, effectively disturbing the peace.

Caution: Windows may be rattled and car alarms set off in the process
Did you hear that shit dubstepper drive by?

yo man, that shit dubstepper just set off my car alarm
by Mike Tones April 8, 2010
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shit berry

any berry in the wood that is picked and rolled around in the finger of one who had just bare-handedly wiped there ass.

shit berries are often used as in an initiation ritual when welcoming city folk into a more rural community.
i hear y'all folks just moved here from the big city. let me show you some of the local vegetation, here smell this. we call that a shit berry.
by minnow3647 March 23, 2010
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Shit Sheet

To place dog or other animal feces in ones sheet to surprise them at bed time. The victim usually becomes violent so you must hide or be prepared to defend yourself. Best done at a party or for retaliation.
The highlight of the party was when I shit sheeted Johnny. The low point is when he returned with his gun.

I Shit Sheeted Shaniqua. Then got my ass kicked and she hit the showers.
by Dawn Butz May 1, 2011
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Break Shit!!!

Too get super drunk/high etc... and just have an awesome time.

To be belligerent in your mannerisms and never take no for an answer!
To go get what you want and destroy all in your path!
The ultimate form of pure bliss!

Or The war cry you chant just before starting a rage mob to ransack the city!

Note: must always be followed by at least one exclamation marks, the more the better.
also all credit for the creation of this word goes to my dear friend Justin Holly.
"What are we doing tonight?" "Let's BREAK SHIT!!!" "BREAK SHIT!" "They took our jobs!" "Break shit!!!!!!!!" *mob breaks out and the town is reduced to rubble, whilst all survivors are hammered drunk*
by Jesusmann November 17, 2010
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